Wednesday, April 16, 2014

I woke up with carpet burns on my elbows and  a vague recollection of trying to do handstands in Chris’ hall last night.

Adulthood.

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Tuesday, April 15, 2014

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Monday, April 14, 2014

Is it too soon to say I would name my daughter Ellaria?

robfairclough replied to your post “Nothing puts you off having children like spending time in Primark…”

I hate my job whenever there’s children in the shop

Aw mate I worked in there for a couple of years, so I know your pain. You should look into waiting jobs, it’s infinitely better.

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Nothing puts you off having children like spending time in Primark during half term

Holy fuck, I’m just avoiding tumblr on Mondays for the next 9 weeks.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team